Spring Blossom, Autumn Sorrows

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

brand management kinda sucks me wholly!

why?

becos all 3 different books needed for the every chapter;

sometimes keller,

sometimes ricebowlz (spelling?),

sometimes knapp.

keller so thick only make me headache,

recommended text somemore.

no way i will buy ricebowlz and knapp.

i am poor man.

this is so stupid,

poor management of subject chapters loh,

take some here and there.

somemore teacher for hearing problem,

and quite a dirty mind too.

i say e for election, nor erection.

this erection word make her so high in her mind,

and she think i surf porn sites like brown something dot com.

WTF?!

nvm aout this,

she's married any way.

but what i am concerned most is still the subject chapters..

tough lor.

headache heachache headache***

she told the story ... 8:18 PM

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

let me tell u the different types of ice cream in this complicated world.

get ready?

ok here goes:

there's..

SUPER PREMIUM ICE CREAM

PREMIUM ICE CREAM

STANDARD ICE CREAM

ECONOMY ICE CREAM

ORGANIC ICE CREAM

POWDERY ICE CREAM

FAT-FREE ICE CREAM

NO SUGAR-ADDED ICE CREAM

LOW-FAT ICE CREAM

REDUCED-FAT ICE CREAM

LIGHT ICE CREAM

LITE ICE CREAM

OVERRUN ICE CREAM

CB ICE CREAM

SORBET & SHERBET

YOGURT

FAT-FREE YOGURT

LOW-FAT YOGURT

FROZEN YOGURT

FROZSEN DESSERT

CB DESSERT

impressive?

such an interesting project and subject to argue for 100 years,

just for the FAT CONTENT.

phooey

i guess my kids will have a hard time in future.

this blog is not to irritate my fellow groupies,

esp shi jia,

but to educate and pass knowledge,

of the wonderful ice cream and friends.

like fark lor =/

argh.

this world is CRAZY!

she told the story ... 12:07 AM

Monday, May 29, 2006

indonesia kenna-ed tsunami,

happened in dec 2004,

which claimed 168,000 lives.

now,

infact last saturday,

kenna earthquake;

a 6.3 magnitude earth shaker,

so powerful that 4,611 people were killed while 20,000 were injured,

and rocking papua guinea and philippines.

some more bird flu...

haiz,

what a world,

it has never become better.

yi bo wei ping yi bo you qi..

even though singapore lucky lucky,

but how for how long?

the strategic location defends the city against waves, shakes, tempest winds and who-knows-what-else.

mother nature has her warth i guess,

and unpredictability.

right now the thing i want to curse death to is,

the mosquito roaming in my room.

farked la cb mozzie,

must be female look so big when fly past me man.

cb bit my cb leg now look like cb shit..

and i'm too sleepy to lure it out for a clap between my hands.

than suddenly i thought about indonesia,

and feel like blogging.

bottomline:

one live,

live it.

ahh tired sleep liao.

oh yeah over the weekend been sleeping in afternoons,

studied 2-3 chapters of SM only,

aiya still got time la haha.

*anyways i hope we are all pin an wu shi in our little red dot world.

she told the story ... 1:38 AM

Saturday, May 27, 2006

SUPERWOMAN

terence loves it

i think i'm loving it too hahaha, nice song.
the oringinal song was sang by a black woman call Karyn White
here are her lyrics:

Early in the morning
I put breakfast at your table
And make sure that your coffee
Has its sugar and cream

Your eggs are over easy
Your toast done lightly
All that's missing is your morning kiss
That used to greet me

Now you say the juice is sour
It used to be so sweet
And I can't help but to wonder
If you're talking 'bout me

We don't talk the way we used to talk
It's hurtin' so deep
I've got my pride, I will not cry
But it's makin' me weak

I'm not your superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl that you can let down
And think that everything's okay
Boy, I am only human
This girl needs more than occasional
Hugs as a token of love from you to me, ooh, baby

I fought my way through the rush hour
Trying to make it home just for you
I want to make sure that your dinner
Will be waiting for you

But when you get there you just tell me
You're not hungry at all
You said you'd rather read the paper
And you don't want to talk

You like to think that I'm just crazy
When I say that you've changed
I'm convinced I know the problem
You don't love me the same

You're just going through the motions
And you're not being fair
I've got my pride, I will not cry
Still I can't help but care

I'm not your superwoman (Oh, no, no)
I'm not the kind of girl that you can let down
And think that everything's okay
Boy, I am only human (I'm only human)
This girl needs more than occasional
Hugs as a token of love from you to me

I'm not your superwoman (Hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh, ooh, hoo)
I'm not the kind of girl that you can let down (Hey)
And think that everything's okay (Don't let me down, don't you let me down)
Boy, I am only human (I'm only human, yeah)
This girl needs more than occasional
Hugs as a token (Ooh, ooh) of love from you to me

Oh, baby, look into the corners of your mind
I'll always be there for you through good and bad times
But I can't be that superwoman that you want me to be
I'll give my love everlasting love if you'll return love to me

I'm not your superwoman (Oh, no, oh, no)
I'm not the kind of girl that you can let down
And think that everything's okay
Boy, I am only human (I'm only human)
This girl needs more than occasional
Hugs as a token of love from you to me (Oh, no)

If you feel it in your heart
And you understand me
Stop right where you are
Everybody sing along with me

Hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh, ooh, hoo
Hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh, ooh, hoo
I'm the kind of girl that can treat you so sweet
But you got to realize that you got to be sweeter to me, oh, ho, ho

Hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh, ooh, hoo
Hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh, ooh, hoo
I need love
I need just your love

I'm not your superwoman (Oh, no)
I'm not the kind of girl that you can let down (You can let down)
And think that everything's okay
Boy, I am only human (I'm only human)
This girl needs more than occasional (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Hugs as a token of love from you to me

I'm not your superwoman

and here's her MTV!

ok i'm done with this,
and done with IR research on the winning bid, LAS VEGAS SANDS,
benkyooshimasu (study) time n_n

she told the story ... 8:43 PM

Friday, May 26, 2006

let me tell u a joke; a toilet joke.

one day after a long day of project discussion,
sharon and shi jia went to the toilet outside biz lab (near lab 1).
the floor was flooded about i.5 to 2 inch.
sharon thought it might be the heavy rain just now,
or maybe the faucet was faulty.
BUT SHE WAS WRONG.
well back to the story:
so sharon went to shit while shi jia admires herself on the mirror,
they both chatted.
sharon was glad she pooped 2 and 1/2 shit out,
since she had really bad constipation 1-2 months ago.
so she stood proudly looking at her shit,
and began to reach for the flush.
instead of the usual 'flush and ur shit vanish',
an paranormal catasprophe happened.

THE WATER ROSE UPWARDS.

HECK YEAH, UPWARDS.
AND THE SHIT FLOAT UPWARDS.
AND FLOW OUTWARDS.
SIDEWARDS.
1/2 THE SHIT WAS OUT,
AND DOWN FLOATING ON THE FLOOR.
FLOATING AND MOVING TOWARDS SHARON.

sharon gaped at the shit with unbelievable surprise,
cos she was stunned,
dumbfounded,
rooted to the wet floor,
unmoving.
than she screamed to shi jia
"OH MY GOD!!!
MY SHIT CAME OUT!!!"

i guess shi jia was thinking "duh, u ARE shitting, what else?"

"MY SHIT IS ON THE FLOOR!!! ON THE WATER!!!"

shi jia "WHAT?! LET ME SEE!!!"

sharon quickly regained conscious, grabbed her belongings and ran out of that unsightful cubicle.
she opened the door hastily in fear of the shit TOUCHING HER SHOES,
while shi jia was urked by the sight of that healthy-colour shit's'.
shi jia couldnt take a second look and ran out with sharon.
not run exactly,
but wad against the flooded floor.
well,
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THE OTHER 2 FULL-LENGTH SHIT FLOWING OUT,
AFTER THE CRAZY SIGHT OF THAT 1/2 PIECE OF SHIT.

THEN, *i spelled it right ok!*
a girl came in- maybe a freshman.
she walk straight to sharon's hellish cubicle,
and stood there staring at the overflowing shit and water.
sharon glanced at her face and figured that this girl wanna say something,
but nothing came out of her mouth.

WHAT A SIGHT HAHAHA!

sharon wanted to report this shitty incident to the lab people,
but she heed shi jia's advice to make for the run.
BEFORE THAT FRESHMAN REMEMBERS SHARON'S FACE,
THAT CULPRIT,
THE SINNER,
THE OWNER OF THAT 1/2 SHIT,
THE SHIT-AND-RUN ASSHOLE.

*end of shitty business, back to sharon*

i wonder how the cleaner pick my shit up,
and the sight of it must have urked her..
i'm so sorry but i cant pick my shit up myself.
and i wonder if TP got call any plumbers to fix the broken toilet or not..
it's not pai seh to me la when the girl saw my 1/2 piece of shit..
but it's like A FUNNY JOKE,
a smelly one hahaha!
and the sight fo the shit,
i laughed but was more fearful at that time.
shi jia say i crazy if i were to go back again,
in the same cubicle,
press the flush button,
and u-know-what-will-happen..
and videocam the whole thing.
philip recommend to post the vid to youtube hahaha.
conditions:
1. if nobody reports about this, tp dunno toilet is maddening.
2. if i have a vid-cam phone, better than my current.
3. i buy insurance that ensure the experiment will leave my shoes clean

wow,
i wont forget this day.
so er xin man hahahaha!!

she told the story ... 11:56 PM

Saturday, May 20, 2006

today is the 3rd day since the shock of sales mgt project;

my group kenna KOOLWERTZ.

(the spelling comfirm on tue when we visit the factory)

good bye my dear SONY Ericsson..

T.T

what a cool sat morning,

at 10am now when i'm suppose to be snoring away,

i have to type and fax out a quotation for dad.

(i have to sign on his behalf too to agree on the quotation,

my signature is so kiddy haha)

i hope my father shimmers down his mood,

and gets more job opportunities too.

OSIP?

forget it.

the unluacky incident means i cant go OSIP le..

maybe i should tell my dad about CHINA.

australia and ireland is no-no,

too expensive $_$

my sis had a high fever last night,

i guess it's a freaking 38.5 to 39 degrees,

maybe 40 but i dun think so.

i even accidentally drank her water like 1-2 sips..

-_-!

than i took a flu panadol in hope of not getting the fever haha.

ok gtg liao,

go pang sai and carry cookie off my bed.

she told the story ... 9:58 AM

Sunday, May 14, 2006

i am kinda lost for this semester's projects..

especially Sales Management & Services Marketing.

is this what i get for projects in the future?

as in when i go work?

i shouldnt be worrying though,

i got capable people working w/ me.

somehow i'm glad i'm not the one in charge no more,

but this is bad talk.

i gotta do something about my problems now,

instead of complaining here,

right?

haha.

*keep em' flowing pls >.<

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICKEN BURGER.

you're 19 + 1 day old now haha..

she told the story ... 10:33 PM

Friday, May 12, 2006

this week didnt go 3 out of 4 tuitions,

great man.

plus period-made-tired-legs and wobbly legs due to regular lao sai sessions,

it's a double tired legs.

am i talking engrish?

lol.

i was told that one of my old students want me back,

but sorry i dun have time..

my mom ask me to try for a month,

but recalling the sibey awful experience on how this boy team up with his mom to fire me silently..

farked..

that very day after presentation i was so hot and tired in my formal wear,

when i saw their whole family in the lift,

i said:"today has tuition right? u guys going out?"

mom turned to son:"u didnt tell jie jie about it?"

me:"about what?"

son to mom:"WHAT? ABOUT WHAT?"

mom to son:"about no need to tuition anymore?"

son to mon:"U DIDNT TELL ME!"

mom to son:"i told u to call her."

i was ignored, in the lift while they're arguing outside, feeling stressed out and i wanna leave..

their father just kept quiet pressing the lift button so it wont close.

son to mom:"U DIDNT ASK ME O CALL HER!!"

i couldnt take this anymore..

i said:"i got it, call me again if u need me."

and i left feeling great, until i got home and thought about it over again;

being sacked without telling me,

what if i didnt meet them in the lift?

i would be waiting at the door like a clueless asshole!

the lift scene,

they have put themselves into shame,

it is dang obvious that the mom is blaming on his son,

and the son either plays gong gong or is really clueless,

just like me.

is telling me that i woouldnt have to come no more that difficult?

and i vow never to step into that heartless family's home to do good deeds again.

thanks to my 1st bro who picked up the phone when the mom called and ask me to go back.

am i a basketball?

to be bounced at when u're game,

to be chunked at when u're game-over.

farked lor..

knn.

my bro spoke up for me (i was having tuition at another place that very moment),

said that i was shattered (really i was) about the sudden bad news,

and that i felt guilty taking their pay (true) cos her son is plain lazy and a pure gamekid;

in other words "hopefully hopeless."

meaning,

near hopeless if he dun try,

not 100% hopeless,

but on the edge of falling.

he is a bright kid if he reverse what i just mentioned,

no offense,

just saying the truth.

perhaps he's too young?

13yr old this year...

whatever it is..

i'm rejecting this opportunity for more rest and my own time in and outta school hours.

later i'm going to shop for a wallet/ handbag for mom,

even though i'm tired n_n

if not no time liao man.

she told the story ... 2:57 PM

Thursday, May 11, 2006

at last i'm recovering from darn constipation!

went to the loo to lao sai during lecture,

felt so good even tho kinda xin ku la,

but at least got THING come out!

if not store there become toxin hor,

things will get worse.

now i know there's still quite an amount of waste to excrete,

hope all will go 'yi lu shun feng',

and 'ban lu shi zhong' in the ma tong,

*flush*

ok lame.

haha i'm glad i shitted =)

today is the 3rd day since i crop my hair,

yeah the weather is hot,

and i'm tired of ponytails and long hair,

so went for a super short cut haha.

those were the good old days in pri sch;

when i got short hair and was a kinda fierce prefect,

shouting at people to line up and shut up.

whooo..

today's lecture was great,

i mean the board of governors de lecture,

talk was on 'branding'.

one poor guy asked 'sir what are the compopnents of brands',

and the speaker said 'u were not listening to me!'

lol, should be design student.

i saw a nice bovia bag at isetan, tm..

was thinking of buying it for mom for mother's day,

cost around $70++

but hor right now she needs a wallet.

well wallet plus bag.

should i buy a set?

i dun mind spending if she's happy.

but i'm on budget T.T

for both saturday and sunday gifts.

shit la not much hard cash man,

no way will i withdraw $ from the bank,

those are the 'untouchables' lol.

well, i'll think about it =)

xuelian thx for the red watch!

so many beads,

u think i 3 yr old ah lol.

i dun mind actually.

heng i sui bian,

if not ur noodle head will be smacked HARD lol.

haix i wonder if my sister is excited about schooling soon at shatec?

i hope she does.

most importantly,

really interested in her chosen course and study seriously with joy.

to me as students it's one's responsibility to do our best in school,

and to enjoy the journey in process.

well i'm excited for my sister,

very happy she's hitting the books again =D

mei mei jia you!

she told the story ... 11:39 PM

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

i got constipation,

enough said liao..

T.T

*wish i would get well soon & run on the tracks again

** Xue Lian get well soon!

***ME TOO.

she told the story ... 1:39 PM

Monday, May 08, 2006

SIP?

or..

OSIP?

haiz..

i have a few company i'm interested in for SIP,

IKEA, MediaCorp, Sony Music Entertainment & some who-know marketing agencies..

well i'm not sure yet.

why must the OSIP talk be held next monday?!

so late liao, kinda near to the dateline: 16 june.

i told a few that my bro & his gf encouraged me to go overseas.

if that's the case i might choose australia..

perth, melbourne, brisbane, sydney..

those southern parts that are cooler (or colder) lol.

we'll see bah.

my constipation hasnt got better man,

pang sai pang bey chut..

how to run 2.4km like that?

hai...

round 4th round comfirm wanna pang sai de lol.

ok proj research time~

btw it's been such a long time since i cant make up my mind for SIP/OSIP,

that's back to the days after getting o-level results lol..

JC? POLY?

WHICH ONE?!!?!

lol...

she told the story ... 9:44 PM

Sunday, May 07, 2006

just as expected,

PAP won.

'it's a beautiful win' said Mr Goh,

i thought so too.

cookie needs a haircut,

he's got a huge hairball messed up together man.

i think i shall commit myself to making him get used to combing every night before bed,

or should i say,

commit myself TO MAKE MYSELF comb him every night before I SLEEP?

LOL.

tml is monday,

another day to start off.

and on saturday is an important day for me,

so is sunday 'Mother's Day'.

i must be FREE that very 2 days.

i wanna buy a wallet for mama..

her white wallet doesnt suit her age!

and so ORH BIANG.

my sunburn is recovering!

those flaky dead skin cells are shedding off faster,

cos i super moisturize every night and morning.

siao,

i plan not to touch the sun de man,

but nvm haha..

i'm still alive!

btw now india is burning 47 degress =x

she told the story ... 11:00 PM

Saturday, May 06, 2006

just finish BT survey,

than took this test edwin emailed from tickle;

'what kind of a dog are you?'

i am a golden retriever haha!

nice.

the results:

Golden RetrieverNo bones about it, you're a popular, fun-loving Golden Retriever. Adored by all and too cool for school, you're extroverted and enthusiastic. Your magnetic personality makes you the life of any bash. Since you're a true people-dog, you genuinely love all kinds of social gatherings. Going to parties, dinners, and other shindigs is the best way to add faces to your constantly growing circle of friends. But besides being on the social A-list, you're a confident, well-rounded pup who's definitely something to bark about. Pretty accomplished at anything you set your mind to, your sunny nature and winning ways make you one of everyone's favorite dogs. Woof!

haha, ok i go eat le.

she told the story ... 7:40 PM

Thursday, May 04, 2006

yay finally project grouping is settled,

joining cecilia's kakis;

desmond, terence and philip,

& shi jia too.

i am grateful cos 1st time working w cc after knowing her for 2 yrs+,

great =)

ok i wont elaborate anymore if not i will think think think & cant slp well like last night.

WELCOME TO TP GUEK KUAN!

today (1am liao) 1st day ah,

cool.

finally can book court & play badminton liao heehee..

GK's my junior in sec sch,

damn cute & sweet but furious in badminton!

I LIKE.

gonna show this girl around tml yeah,

heng tml free =D

where to bring her to eat?

hmm.. lol.

got a HUGE SURPISE TODAY;

me & bird kenna 'invited' to this only-selected-people-attend talk,

by TP Board of Governors, Mr Sim KW.

it's a dang formal session so dress & etiquette must be observed man,

machiam having a session w PM Lee like that,

even got guideline on how to behave man whoooo... oo-ya fei guo tian kong..

okok lame come back liao.

btw,

topic is 'how can i be a leader 1 day & what kinda leader will i be?'

woa not bad, wont bore me.

wait this is not the surpise part,

the surpise part is;

thos who selected go this lecture could be the ones kenna OSIP.

wtf.

it's interesting,

but i no $,

i sacred,

i will miss cookie too.

he will miss me more lor..

not sure but i'll just attend the OSIP talk see see 1st.

ok zzz liao,

intend to do research but aiya tml la lol.

nitex.

ANYONE ALSO KENNA THIS TALK? 11/5, 2PM AT AUDI 2. MSG ME. I HAVE A FEELING I'M ALONE LOL. I DUN MIND THOUGH =P

she told the story ... 1:07 AM

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

it's kinda early to do some breadtalk research..

when i'm supposed to be sleeping!

gotta wake early to type quotation than wait for return PO number and change it into invoice..

hey i can do office work haha.

waiting for Plan A's reply,

if it's a yes than ok, smooth journey & i'm seen as a cold-hearted devil.

nvm..

if it's a no, PLAB B; stick to the current & ren ming..

but i dun want >.<

why?

apart from trust,

i foresee the likelihood of conflict.

there's NO WAY members refuses to talk to each other,

NO WAY.

if i dun want someone, i'll offend the friend.

there's 2 packages of them T.T

sigh...

i'd rather leave and let them decide on their own instead of me deciding for them,

i'd rather not offend anyone during the process of projects but right from the start,

by leaving w shijia.

yes i am blur and STM type but,

i think a lot, good & bad.

anything is possible.

this is the 2nd time i plan to take flight,

hardly ever in my life when it comes to such thing,

cos i never heck care about other's feelings.

i wont forget last night's decisions.

usually,

i fight w situations and believe i can overcome anything,

that i can try to motivate anyone & get what i feel is the best for all.

after Apel class yesterday,

doubts pour all over me.

i apologize to the people affected,

like i'd said i'd rather protect 1 person than everyone..

i only have 2 hands & a brain to make decision.

it'll be hell if i offend anymore pple in the process of doing projects.

in the end,

i will only offend myself for making so many pple sad, angry, frustrated etc.

cos i'm wrong to stay in the 1st place.

the the face i dun mind tagged as someone who doesnt keep promise,

or someone who allows my logic to top over emotions.

i have my own fears of things happening,

not in project but among pple,

including myself.

sorry aishan & ting,

that i actually THINK LIKE THAT.

it's only an alternative,

& i dun wish to be seen as the middle figure;

it's a pleasure thank you for your trusts,

but it's a nightmare cos i make decisions,

cos i'm the one pple approach to.

i'll go crazy worrying too much,

more than myself.

no wonder i am so blur & STM,

cos i lost too much brain cells worrying about others.

is this my life?

if Plan A fails,

i would have to say;

this IS my destined life.

this is shaRon.

farked haha -.-

bottomline;

am i a good or bad person?

do i think for others or myself?

it's for u to decide,

pls sms 90300538,

every sms costs 5 cents, or 10 cents whatever.

ok lame hahaha =p

she told the story ... 10:25 AM

i hate to say this but i wanna say it;

OH FARK HOW?! HOW?! HOW AHH?!

about project grouping T.T

should i go by logic? or emotion?

ok, enough said.

she told the story ... 12:16 AM

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

today is a slacking day;

only an hr of APEL.

ok not exactly a hr,

seems like 35mins to me.

what is most important is too see who's my classmates.

just ate lunch w cc,

mixed rice.

dun feel like eating fried stuff man,

i see them i see 'fat'..

yeah my cholestrol quite high i think lol.

haiya sianz,

i feel like roasted pig,

arms look like 'guang gong's face'.

thks ah sally kia -.-

she told the story ... 11:49 AM