one day after a long day of project discussion,
sharon and shi jia went to the toilet outside biz lab (near lab 1).
the floor was flooded about i.5 to 2 inch.
sharon thought it might be the heavy rain just now,
or maybe the faucet was faulty.
BUT SHE WAS WRONG.
well back to the story:
so sharon went to shit while shi jia admires herself on the mirror,
they both chatted.
sharon was glad she pooped 2 and 1/2 shit out,
since she had really bad constipation 1-2 months ago.
so she stood proudly looking at her shit,
and began to reach for the flush.
instead of the usual 'flush and ur shit vanish',
an paranormal catasprophe happened.

THE WATER ROSE UPWARDS.

HECK YEAH, UPWARDS.
AND THE SHIT FLOAT UPWARDS.
AND FLOW OUTWARDS.
SIDEWARDS.
1/2 THE SHIT WAS OUT,
AND DOWN FLOATING ON THE FLOOR.
FLOATING AND MOVING TOWARDS SHARON.

sharon gaped at the shit with unbelievable surprise,
cos she was stunned,
dumbfounded,
rooted to the wet floor,
unmoving.
than she screamed to shi jia
"OH MY GOD!!!
MY SHIT CAME OUT!!!"

i guess shi jia was thinking "duh, u ARE shitting, what else?"

"MY SHIT IS ON THE FLOOR!!! ON THE WATER!!!"

shi jia "WHAT?! LET ME SEE!!!"

sharon quickly regained conscious, grabbed her belongings and ran out of that unsightful cubicle.
she opened the door hastily in fear of the shit TOUCHING HER SHOES,
while shi jia was urked by the sight of that healthy-colour shit's'.
shi jia couldnt take a second look and ran out with sharon.
not run exactly,
but wad against the flooded floor.
well,
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THE OTHER 2 FULL-LENGTH SHIT FLOWING OUT,
AFTER THE CRAZY SIGHT OF THAT 1/2 PIECE OF SHIT.

THEN, *i spelled it right ok!*
a girl came in- maybe a freshman.
she walk straight to sharon's hellish cubicle,
and stood there staring at the overflowing shit and water.
sharon glanced at her face and figured that this girl wanna say something,
but nothing came out of her mouth.

WHAT A SIGHT HAHAHA!

sharon wanted to report this shitty incident to the lab people,
but she heed shi jia's advice to make for the run.
BEFORE THAT FRESHMAN REMEMBERS SHARON'S FACE,
THAT CULPRIT,
THE SINNER,
THE OWNER OF THAT 1/2 SHIT,
THE SHIT-AND-RUN ASSHOLE.

*end of shitty business, back to sharon*

i wonder how the cleaner pick my shit up,
and the sight of it must have urked her..
i'm so sorry but i cant pick my shit up myself.
and i wonder if TP got call any plumbers to fix the broken toilet or not..
it's not pai seh to me la when the girl saw my 1/2 piece of shit..
but it's like A FUNNY JOKE,
a smelly one hahaha!
and the sight fo the shit,
i laughed but was more fearful at that time.
shi jia say i crazy if i were to go back again,
in the same cubicle,
press the flush button,
and u-know-what-will-happen..
and videocam the whole thing.
philip recommend to post the vid to youtube hahaha.
conditions:
1. if nobody reports about this, tp dunno toilet is maddening.
2. if i have a vid-cam phone, better than my current.
3. i buy insurance that ensure the experiment will leave my shoes clean

wow,
i wont forget this day.
so er xin man hahahaha!!